1. carlboygenius:

    HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

    Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

    However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

    A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

    A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

    Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

    The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

    Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

    Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

    Major signal boost

    Definitely reblogging this

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  2. Wembley Lightning Bolt

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  3. samiiiiiraxo:

    angeloothevampireslayer:

    lolzpicx:

    Makeup Transformations

    P L E A S E

    😂

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  5. THE KILLERS’ ALBUMS 2004 / 2013

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  6. If you don’t think British Comedy is just some beautiful bullshit…

    primadorton:

    Then I just, come on…

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  9. Missing NZ so much, it’s like I’m homesick, except I’m already at home.

     
  10. bruinsstrong:

    This story keeps on getting better and better

    (via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

     
  11. excuseyougandalf:

    barrel—rider:

    Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones

     
  12. (Source: reasonality, via outraged)

     
  13. yojesus:

    snatchedweaves:

    jackballs:

    no:

    sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

    and sometimes she’s britney

    and sometimes she’s lindsay

    and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi

    lizzy mcguire movie

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  14. Moss, I don’t like to be negative about it but everything you invent is worthless.

    (Source: nomortalblade, via lefttheworstwithme)

     
  15. hate:

    kitsunecoffee:

    brilliantinemortality:

    vagisodium:

    apriki:

    never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

    its happening

    even better

    the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

    and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

    i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

    i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

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